You fucking thief

I have no idea what is happening in my disgusting life, so many annoying shit is happening in it.

So first, fucking time is flying like crazy, Ive been sick for a while and when i got better, 2 weeks of school were GONE, like damn LOST! I was so freaked out!! I have so much catching up to do, revision and reading research paper. Its already fking MID FEB! This is CRAZY!

Then I have this shity cousin that I NEVER spoke to for the fast damn 20 years and now that she is getting married, she asked me the play the damn piano for her. Just FYI, I haven't touched tht black and white shit for about 5 years now and I dun fking rmb where the middle C is, i swear. So I spent my X'mas eve, NY eve and CNY practicing, but with my stupid damn brain, I still can;t play one of them and the wedding is at 24/3. I AM FUCKED.

Then the most ridiculous happened to me today, so I was buying double eye lid tape for my eyes cause after so many sleepless nights, my left eye lid randomly decided that it is bored of being a tempered eye and have went on to become a parallel eye lid, when my right eye lid decided to stay tempered. WELL FUCKING DONE! Now one eye is big and one is small. So since i keep loosing my tapes, i decide to stop looking for it and get a new one. So i walked in, pay a freaking HKD$128 for a brand "new" pack of tapes and went for dinner. When i got home, and wanna check out my tapes, the box opened SUPER EASILY, I didn't think much and just pour everything out of the box and guess what!

THERE WERE NO TAPES IN IT AT ALL!!! 

It looks totally fine ...

But if u look carefully, u can actually see tht there is nth. Well if figure this out after i got it!

Look at the tape!!! its so old and have obviously been tempered with!

Its a fucking CLEAN CUT on the damn tape!!! WHO DA FUCK WOULD DO THAT!!!

WHAT DA FUCK IS THIS SHIT?! SOMEONE STOLE IT AND LEFT THE PACKAGING THERE SO SOME MORONS LIKE ME THAT IS LIVING IN HELL CAN PAY THEM FOR U??

I AM CURSING THE SHIT OUT OF THT FKING SLUT TO BE OBESE FOR HER ENTIRE LIFE, HAVE UGLY ZITS ALL OVER HER SKIN & WILL FOREVER STAY WITH HER, DRY & SMELLY VAJAYJAY AND DIE FKING ALONEEEEE!!!! 

Seriously, one does not SIMPLY steal and leave the damn packaging there! If u r gonna steal, have the damn guts to steal the whole thing, don't steal like a fucking pussy!

So now, I will have to call Log-on tomorrow morning and tell them this pathetic story and hope they will trust me and not think that I opened it, kept those tapes and made this story up. No fuck, I work my ass off and earn my own money to buy this shit to try and have balance eye lids. So they better GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE or give me a damn REFUND!

ARGH.....LIFE WITH PUSSY THIEF IN IT!


I feel like calling the police atm,
Mitchie

think twice before......

Everyone treats facebook differently.

Some uses it like a diary and post a status about what they are doing every single min. 

everyoneneedaknowwhatiamupto - doing laundry - 15mins ago
everyoneneedaknowwhatiamupto - bought a drink from vending machine - 13mins ago
everyoneneedaknowwhatiamupto - heading back to my dorm - 11mins ago
everyoneneedaknowwhatiamupto - on the lift - 10mins ago
everyoneneedaknowwhatiamupto - going to the toilet and pee :))) - 8mins ago


Some uses it to post "sentimental" poetries and lyrics which are only meaningful to themselves.. and end up never telling you what happened.

imsoperceptual - baby you hurt me so bad 你走了　我的心在淌血 - 30 mins ago
                                                               ( you left  my heart is bleeding)
A- omg, r u ok? -imsoperceptual liked this
B- whats rong? - imsoperceptual liked this
C- take care <3 we are here for you. -imsoperceptual liked this
D- whaaattttt??tellll meeeeeeeee :))) -imsoperceptual liked this


Some amazing people uses it as a reminder to inform their friends about important issues.

theawesomeperson - Guys, the grades for ECON4307 is out go check it. If anyone has problems with it the prof's opening hour is tomorrow's 12 -2. Oh remember to send an email before hand! :) - 1 hour ago


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theslacker - oh shit....
nerd - Hope everyone will be happy with their grades. 

And never forget those couples that raps the check in button.

Iloveyou - dessert time :D - with Iloveyoutoo at XXXrestaurant
Iloveyou - before the movie - with Iloveyoutoo at ABCafe
Iloveyou - with hubby <3 - with Iloveyoutoo at XYZStore


I am not saying you cant do these things, of COURSE you can. Its your facebook and you can use it however you like, but just maybe for one second (or two if u are nice and caring), please think about the rest of us, we have no intention of being a professional stalker. I KNOW facebook is suppose to be fun and chill, but still, please give a shit about the felling of the 1837 friends you have  :)))


"Ugh, u r such a hypocrite. I bet you are one of those annoying people"

BINGO! I am, but in a slightly different way. As you may have already know, I am a huge Kpop addict and for the past 6 years, I have been spamming MVs, album photos, teasers on my facebook. It is kind of so that i can reach for songs i wanna listen to in one page (smart eh? haha i know). But one day i got a comment from my fd saying

Mitchie, stop spamming my home page with stupid korean shit.

*heart shattered* that was the moment when I wish i could close down my entire facebook!!  Since then, everything i post, no matter if its a status, a photo and random lame joke or a video, if I don't get comments or likes from more than 3 ppl..... i end up deleting it. Yes yes yes yes yessssss, I know its super super duper retarded, but really, I am already famous for being FOREVER ALONE, dun need anymore advertising = ^ = It is not easy to delete a post to be honest, as there will be a few people that saw the post and wonder why da fk did u delete it. And that is why I ALWAYS wish someone or even my self conscious will stop me before I post something as if i have trisomy 21.


I am serious people, THINK TWICE BEFORE U PRESS THT POST BUTTON. cause it changes ur relationship status.........

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Oh and yes, its 14/2 today so 

HAPPY VALENTINES' DAY ALL YOU cause-single-people-pain COUPLES :))))

Love from the forever alone,

Mitchie 

I NEED A JOB!.....

Its not even funny how broke I am, okay maybe its not that big of a deal since I can still go

dad, my bank account is freaking empty, can you fill it up please.

But srsly, the older I get and people around me start saying shit like

OHHHMYYYGODD! I.T was on sale and I went WILD and got HKD$3000 worth of clothes! What am I gonna do without my flute students?

Okay, point taken! You earn your own money and so you can just pour them like freaking water into the god damn pacific ocean. So I started my so exciting job hunting adventure, since I have no experience apart from a few interns and volunteered in random organizations, I basically have NO talent at ALL! I gave up on piano cause I never bother to practice, I suck at school work cause I have absolutely no self control or time management and even if I can speak 4 languages, I know nothing about grammer, as long as I think something sounds okay-ish, its good to go. So seriously, what can I do? Since I'm chinese, and for some reason I went to international school and can speak decent english, my only hope was to teach english........to primary school kids.

So I got this job last semester to teach 8 weeks of phonics to year 1 & 2 kids, oh did i mention i hate kids? I have 0 patient and I am a total BITCH. After tht 8 weeks, it used up all the "dealing with kids under the i-can-deal-with age" quota and didn't renew the contract. At the end of the day, i am:

a) broke
b) annoyed
c) ........."too uneducated to have a decent vocab list to fill this blank in"

After moaning about to everyone I know (which is only a few since I am such a bitch), one of them suggested working as a sales person in a boutique. Looking at ones that are hiring and do not need to deal with woman that are 50 or above with ridiculous requests, she short listed it down to Hollister, Forever21, Jack Wills and other well known brand. Since someone I know is already working in Jack wills so..*beep* next. Forever21 has 9 hours shift, and since I still wanna graduate on time this year....*beep* next. Hollister........ hm, not bad, its close to home, i get discount and its cool.

 So I asked a long lost classmate which i never talked to after graduating high school about it since she worked there before, she was super super nice and gave me all the information i needed, now the only thing i need to do is -

talk to the manager, apply, interview, get the damn job, receive pay check, and ...

But...(yeah, life's a dick so there's ought to be a but to every good thing out there) being an insecure piece of crap, i start youtubing about the interview, the criteria and how people get to apply in the first place. Turns out...managers invite good looking people to work for them, and unless you are pretty and suits the hollister style, you won't get in. BURNNNNN MITCH! Last time you checked in the mirror you are what? Short? asian? acne skin? and whats that? ohhh F-A-T! Please don't embarrass yourself and give the manager a hard time to reject you.

Now I am back to square one, go find you annoying ass a job so you dun need to beg for money from your parents. Maybe I need to lower my standards or just bring lunch and delete the word WANT from my already very tiny glossary. Sigh....                         how life is when you reach wayyyy too high.

Love,
Mitchie